i'm so sorry.

most embarrassing moment(s). spill. where to start. other than i don't have a great memory & can't remember all those embarrassing moments i lived through. first one that comes to mind. i was standing on a table in journalism writing on the white board. i jumped off the table & when i landed my skirt got stuck up on my back. i turned around to talk about what i had written... everyone got a great view of my booty. good one natalia. the other embarrassing moment that comes to mind is recent. i was in labor at the hospital. they needed a second urine sample  so i had to labor on the toilet until i could pee. nothing. i couldn't squeeze a drop. between focusing on each contraction & asking to get the IV out of my arm it wasn't happening. about an hour later when i was stepping out of the water-birthing tub to change positions i peed. i peed forever. all over the floor. the stool. their feet. it was AWESOME. all i can remember is saying sorry about a million times. i apologized between contractions for the next 15 minutes. they clearly didn't care at all. they have seen everything, but apparently i was real embarrassed. they say you loose all modesty while in labor, but apparently i was well aware of some things! ha.